Will Hammond Age

There are three certainties in this life: death, taxes, and the fact that the internet will absolutely lose its collective mind when trying to figure out the age of a vaguely famous person. Today, our victim, or rather, our subject, is the enigmatic Will Hammond. Now, you might be asking, "Who on earth is Will Hammond, and why does his age matter?" That, dear reader, is precisely the problem. Will Hammond is the sort of bloke who could be a 27-year-old prodigy who invented a new form of renewable energy, or a 45-year-old accountant from Slough who just happens to have really good skin. There is no in-between. Trying to determine his age is less like research and more like attempting to read tea leaves at a séance, except the tea leaves are just confusing LinkedIn profile pictures and the ghost isn't giving us any answers.

A Diversion via a Very Famous Red Carpet

To try and crack this particular walnut, we must first look at the evidence, which means taking a rather scenic detour through a grainy photograph of film royalty. Now, I know what you're thinking: "That's not Will Hammond, that's Roddy McDowall and Elizabeth Taylor." And you would be absolutely correct. But this is where the age detective work gets properly silly. You see, in the great pantheon of people guessing ages, we often use benchmarks. We think, "I know how old Elizabeth Taylor looks here, so if Will was at this event, that means..." It’s complete tosh. It’s the same logic that suggests if you watched a film as a kid, anything that happened in it was exactly twenty years ago, even if it was released in 1998. Will Hammond, in this context, exists outside of time. He is a temporal paradox wrapped in a smart blazer. He’s likely got the energy of a man who still uses the phrase "totes amazeballs" while simultaneously complaining about his sciatica.

Let’s examine the actual numerical possibilities, shall we? The "Baby-Faced Whiz" theory posits that Will is a sprightly 24. Supporters point to the fact that he clearly knows his way around a smartphone and wears trainers that cost more than a

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